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A modern waitress with curly auburn hair, wearing black capris, a tank top, and red sneakers, squints at the U.S. Constitution in a candlelit colonial room as Benjamin Franklin offers her his eyeglasses, surrounded by founding fathers.

A modern waitress with curly auburn hair, wearing black capris, a tank top, and red sneakers, squints at the U.S. Constitution in a candlelit colonial room as Benjamin Franklin offers her his eyeglasses, surrounded by founding fathers.

I Asked for an ID. They Handed Me History.

Carding people should be simple. Instead, it turns into a dimly lit interrogation where I can’t read the ID, everyone’s judging me, and somehow a table of college kids convinces me I was present at the signing of the Constitution.

5 days ago3 min read

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