Giggle. Cuss. Drink. Repeat.

My coffee need is inversely related to my ability to make the required coffee.

I was unprepared to discover women were just as evil, more so because we attack our own gender.

The problem is, how do you make real friends as an adult?

Since I have yet to be placed in charge of a federal DMV, let's run down some basic driving rules.

Am I saying that the universe lost my favorite earring on purpose, knowing it would lead me to my favorite guy?

Everyone knows cancer is bad, and cleavage is good.