Giggle. Cuss. Drink. Repeat.

I thought everyone stood with their back to the water in the shower—until I discovered they absolutely do not. One casual scroll turned into a full-blown rabbit hole on creativity, brain states, and why my best ideas seem to arrive somewhere between shampoo and existential reflection. So naturally, I had to investigate… and share this very important nonsense.

A lot of completely normal social media habits would have looked absolutely unhinged in 1985. Let’s translate a few modern online behaviors into real-world situations from the 80s and see how weird they suddenly become.